Ive said this for years, toddlers remind me of little drunk people.
This confirms my theory“i was crawling all over the place” killed me LMAO
The last thing I remember is finishing the bottle.
(Source: pleatedjeans, via w-joan)
Ive said this for years, toddlers remind me of little drunk people.
This confirms my theory“i was crawling all over the place” killed me LMAO
The last thing I remember is finishing the bottle.
(Source: pleatedjeans, via w-joan)
“I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight, and that’s why I got into the vodka last night.” - Joni Mitchell
Slept like a baby…woke up every hour crying and soaked in piss.
omfg tumblr is so freaking hilarious